SUCK IT BITCH

I am so sick and tired of these politicians that I am myself thinking of becoming one. As I am sick to the core anyway, I am sure I will be more successful then these wanna be sicko maniacs. Madam Ji, come suck my cock for starters..

Irony

The irony of life is that it will never be right till the time it is actuall right. You may think that whatever you are doing is fine and is right but then I think whatever has to happen will and that would be the right thing to happen also. Nature is perfect in its creation and every moment create is perfect and complete in its own right, irrespective of whether you like it or not.

35 and breathing

I am supposed to be depressed, heart broken and even have the liberty to run naked on the Delhi roads shouting anything I want. I am 35 now, 5 years older then our veteran actor Jitender swallowing 30 plus energy tabs, and I am sure hell with not break loose if I have a mid life crisis. To be fair to my healthy lifestyle of smoking and heavy drinking from School, I think my mid life started a couple of year back. Nevertheless, I am trying to come to terms with the fact that I cannot dream that I will do this things which I always wanted to, one day. I am 35 and that one day is not going to make me younger. If I have to do something, I have to do it today. yes, today.. -------------------- Dreamt that I am dying and then I am dead and then I am moving towards this light. Felt the same way I did when I joined hostel the first time in school. Fear, excitement and the prospects of being free, from whom..that I still dont know. ------------------ I love my 8 months daughter. She makes me feel the best and in love all over again.

2014!

I read somewhere that when you are in your twenties, you think you have things sorted out. When you reach thirties, you come to terms with some facts and accept them as they are. You start living with them. I think I am just beginning to understand that at this stage. Things are changing and time is moving fast. Its now and right now which matters. I am still way out of the comfortable zone that one day all this will make sense.

I feel happy though and I think that is what really matters.

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D is our new destiny: A & S, Tx D

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Kid returned the purse to the lady who  had lost it. The lady checked for the cash and it had 20 separate bills against a previous 20 dollar bill. The lady asked the kid why had that happened, kids responds:

The last time I returned the purse, the lady had no change!!!!

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